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New Posts
I haven’t posted anything new in a few days because I’ve simply been too busy. It helps greatly if other people can assist me with ideas as they had the first week this blog existed. I will be posting in the coming days, don’t worry, be happy.
Did he have anything to do with this?
If so he gets back some street cred in my book.
Oh and this is here because of his recent freak out(remix).
2 Samuel 12:11-14 (English Standard Version)
2 Samuel 12:11-14 (English Standard Version)
11Thus says the LORD, ‘Behold, I will raise up evil against you out of your own house. And I will take your wives before your eyes and give them to your neighbor, and he shall lie with your wives in the sight of this sun. 12For you did it secretly,(A) but I will do this thing before all Israel and before the sun.’” 13(B) David said to Nathan,(C) “I have sinned against the LORD.” And Nathan said to David,(D) “The LORD also has put away your sin; you shall not die. 14Nevertheless, because by this deed you have utterly(E) scorned the LORD,[a] the child who is born to you shall die.”
In Short:
God is going to rip shit up in your life.
I heart bacon
So for the sake of bacon, please.
1 Kings 13:1-2 (English Standard Version)
1 Kings 13:1-2 (English Standard Version)
A Man of God Confronts Jeroboam
1And behold,(A) a man of God came out of Judah by the word of the LORD to Bethel. Jeroboam was standing by the altar(B) to make offerings. 2(C) And the man cried against the altar by the word of the LORD and said, “O altar, altar, thus says the LORD: ‘Behold, a son shall be born to the house of David,(D) Josiah by name, and he shall sacrifice on you the priests of the high places who make offerings on you, and human bones shall be burned on you.’”
In Short:
Feed me Pagan Bacon! (semi related funny pic coming in 2 days!)
Why God doesn’t have a phd
Do you ever wondered that why GOD never able to get the Phd degree? Well here you go. Here are outlines of the end-result of the most mysterious research.
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.
Stumbled across this on Hey Students, thanks!
Exodus 13 (English Standard Version)
Exodus 13 (English Standard Version)
Consecration of the Firstborn
1The LORD said to Moses, 2(A) “Consecrate to me all the firstborn. Whatever is the first to open the womb among the people of Israel, both of man and of beast, is mine.”
In Short:
Feed me brains!
Silly Noah
Thanks Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
God flies you into buildings…
An interesting insight into religion, yanked from frontpage a few days back.