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Quran 8.012-14
008.012 Remember thy Lord inspired the angels (with the message): “I am with you: give firmness to the Believers: I will instil terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them.”
008.013 This because they contended against Allah and His Messenger: If any contend [...]
Quran 2.216
002.216 Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But God knoweth, and ye know not.
In short:
You are going to fight because God says so and if you don’t [...]