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Changed life
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Jesus Spanks Us
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Bible Trick
Jesus the Kitten
New Posts
I haven’t posted anything new in a few days because I’ve simply been too busy. It helps greatly if other people can assist me with ideas as they had the first week this blog existed. I will be posting in the coming days, don’t worry, be happy.
2 Samuel 12:11-14 (English Standard Version)
2 Samuel 12:11-14 (English Standard Version)
11Thus says the LORD, ‘Behold, I will raise up evil against you out of your own house. And I will take your wives before your eyes and give them to your neighbor, and he shall lie with your wives in the sight of this sun. 12For you did it secretly,(A) but [...]
1 Kings 13:1-2 (English Standard Version)
1 Kings 13:1-2 (English Standard Version)
A Man of God Confronts Jeroboam
1And behold,(A) a man of God came out of Judah by the word of the LORD to Bethel. Jeroboam was standing by the altar(B) to make offerings. 2(C) And the man cried against the altar by the word of the LORD and said, “O altar, altar, [...]
Why God doesn’t have a phd
Do you ever wondered that why GOD never able to get the Phd degree? Well here you go. Here are outlines of the end-result of the most mysterious research.
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he [...]