Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New International Version)

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New International Version)

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver. [a] He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

In Short:



You rape it, you buy it.

January 28, 2009 • Posted in: Bible Funnies

3 Responses to “Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New International Version)”

  1. Vlance - January 28, 2009

    But only if they are caught. Rape away if you can keep her screams muffled.

  2. Dynomoose - January 28, 2009

    This one inspired me. I did designs you can use in your cafe press shops. If you’re interested, drop me an email. If not, I’ll just use them myself

  3. admin - January 28, 2009

    I’d like to use it, please email it my way:

    godisabitofadick@gmail.com

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