1 Kings 13:1-2 (English Standard Version)

1 Kings 13:1-2 (English Standard Version)

A Man of God Confronts Jeroboam

1And behold,^(A) a man of God came out of Judah by the word of the LORD to Bethel. Jeroboam was standing by the altar^(B) to make offerings. 2^(C) And the man cried against the altar by the word of the LORD and said, “O altar, altar, thus says the LORD: ‘Behold, a son shall be born to the house of David,^(D) Josiah by name, and he shall sacrifice on you the priests of the high places who make offerings on you, and human bones shall be burned on you.’”

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