Archive for January, 2009

Quran 2.216

002.216 Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But God knoweth, and ye know not.

In short:
You are going to fight because God says so and if you don’t [...]

January 31, 2009 • Posted in: Quran Funnies • One Comment

God has Facebook

Thanks to College Humor

January 31, 2009 • Posted in: Comic Funnies • No Comments

Secrets Secrets are no fun…

Exodus 33:11 (New International Version)
11 The LORD would speak to Moses face to face, as a man speaks with his friend. Then Moses would return to the camp, but his young aide Joshua son of Nun did not leave the tent.
John 1:18 (New International Version)
18No one has ever seen God, but God the One and Only,[a][b]who is [...]

January 30, 2009 • Posted in: Bible Funnies • No Comments

So god, what’s your plan for this?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/28/family.dead.california/
I’ve heard that God has a plan and this is just one small example of me wondering what it really is.
http://www.seekgod.org/bible/godsplan.html

January 29, 2009 • Posted in: Bible Funnies • No Comments

Three Little Pigs - too offensive

“A digital book based on the story of the Three Little Pigs has been rejected by judges presiding over the annual BETT awards of the government’s educational technology tentacle, Becta, because the literary deployment of porkers “raises cultural issues”.”

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/23/pigs_book_rumpus/
http://garybaumgarten.blogspot.com/2008/01/three-little-pigs-offensive.html
This isn’t a new issue, just kind of hilarious that it exists.

January 29, 2009 • Posted in: Other Funnies • One Comment

God is an Atheist

Thank for the Comic Funnies, Shannon Wheeler

January 28, 2009 • Posted in: Bible Funnies • 4 Comments

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New International Version)

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New International Version)
28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver. [a] He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long [...]

January 28, 2009 • Posted in: Bible Funnies • 3 Comments

1 Corinthians 11:14 (New International Version)

1 Corinthians 11:14 (New International Version)
14Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him,

In Short:
If you have long hair, gtfo.

Huddy, thanks for the submission.

January 28, 2009 • Posted in: Bible Funnies • 2 Comments

Gods yo-yo

Comic Submitted by Stoke
Originally from Abstrusegoose

January 27, 2009 • Posted in: Comic Funnies • 5 Comments

Romans 1:24-32 (English Standard Version)

Romans 1:24-32 (English Standard Version)
24Therefore(A) God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to(B) the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves, 25because they exchanged the truth about God for(C) a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator,(D) who is blessed forever! Amen.
26For this reason(E) God gave them up [...]

January 27, 2009 • Posted in: Bible Funnies • 7 Comments